We don’t have much time, so I’ll be brief. This mission is so critical to the salvation of everyone on this planet, that I’ve put together this quick and easy-to-read reference guide to get you started; it contains a brief account of the past six months of my life, since my death.
This mission (code name #JailbreakEarth) has innumerable challenges. The first and the biggest hurdle to overcome is—you won’t believe me.
Yet, it’s true. Every word of it. I promise you.