We don’t have much time, so I’ll be brief. This mission is so critical to the salvation of everyone on this planet that I’ve put together this quick and easy to read reference guide, to get you started. I promise to follow up with a more detailed account of the past six months of my life, since my death.
This mission (Code Name: #JailbreakEarth) has innumerable challenges. The first and the biggest hurdle to overcome is—you won’t believe me.
Yet it’s true. Every word of it. I promise you.